Monday, September 10, 2012

Damn Pickle Jars!?!?!?!


I have decided that pickle jars are the devil's work!! As I was walking through the grocery store yesterday, I past the the section containing pickles. LIGHT BULB MOMENT!!! I am craving pickles, I reach down and pick up a jar of vlasic dill spear pickles, my favorite. I purchase my pickles and come home. Later on in the evening I am standing with the door of the fridge open, and I spy the pickles. So I take out my jar of pickle and eagerly walk to the counter to open and eat a pickle, just one. There is a problem!!!! I cant open the pickle jar, I stand there for 15 minutes straining so hard trying to twist and pry the lid off, straining so hard I can feel the veins in my face about to burst, and just before explosion occurs TADA!!!! The jar is open, and then a thought occurs to me, "What if I put the lid back on and I cant get it off again when I want another pickle?" So my 1 pickle turned into 3 just to prevent a future pickle catastrophe!!!!